My neighbors (and then some), know me as the Halloween House. So when it came to this it seemed as though they should have already known. Maybe it was someone knew? I don’t know. I didn’t recognize them.
Stranger: “Are you doing your own sprinkler system?”
Me: “No. I’m burying pipe for a fog machine.”
Stranger: Gives a strange look and walks away.
Me: I go back to work.